Friday, November 04, 2005


It is true that anyone who drives slower than me IS a Moron and
anyone who drives faster than me IS a Maniac!
Anyone who applies for a driver's license should be forced to undergo a psychological examination. Red Flag Comments: "I want to drive so I can have a 2000 pound weapon that goes 85 miles per hour" Or better still, "I really don't want to drive. I'm only driving because I am forced to. I am terrified of all moving objects!" These people drive me crazy. They are easily spotted. Not one inch of their back is touching the driver's seat because they are hunched over the steering wheel firmly grasping it (at 10 and 2 o'clock exactly) with a dear-god-don't-let-me-die expression on their face while going 40 in a 70 mph zone. Can it really be worth it for them? After all, they must get flipped off dozens of times a day and imagine the stress levels these people endure? Imagine the blood pressure, the therapists bills, not to mention the expense of chiropractors and massage therapists to overcome the poor driving posture. Two words of advice for these poor souls: Public Transportation.
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  1. Dave MorrisSaturday, November 5, 2005 at 12:02:00 AM CST

    My Aunt Mildred reached the age where she stopped caring. She would just back out of her driveway with no regard to who might be coming. She'd say if they don't want to hit me, they'll stop.

    I think we all have an Aunt Mildred.

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