Pulitzer Prizefighting

I ADORE Steven Wright.

He FINALLY had a new show on the Comedy Channel recently. It was worth the wait.

Here are some of the gems that only Steven Wright could deliver effectively:

"I wish when I as a baby, my first word was 'Quote' so just before I die, I could say 'Unquote.'"

"What did Jesus ever do for Santa Claus on his birthday?"

"I joined the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. I have to go door-to-door and tell everybody that I'm someone else."

"She was a mail order bride's maid."

"The earth is bi-polar."

"I was wondering how my life would have been different if I had been born one day earlier. For one thing, I would have asked that question yesterday."

I sort of assume this aired earlier on HBO or something but it's the first time I've seen it. Though I would have liked it even better without commercials. His style does not allow for interuptions.