Tee and hee

Two little boys are getting ready for bed. The older boy says to the younger boy, "Tomorrow, let's try cursing and see what happens. I'll say 'hell,' and you say 'ass'." The younger boy agrees. Next day at breakfast, Mom asks the older boy, "What would you like for breakfast?" The boy says, "Hell if I know. How about some Cheerios?" WHACK! He gets spanked and runs to his room crying. The mother turns to the younger boy and says, "Well, young man, what will YOU have for breakfast?" The younger boy says, "I don't know, but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"