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So, let me get this straight. NESTLE is buying JENNY CRAIG.



Oh-kay.


Isn't that like Pfizer buying the Betty Ford Clinic?
Or a pedophile running a day care center?
Or a vegan overseeing a meat packing plant?
Or a monastery housing a porn shop?
Or... well, surely you got the point.

I give it six months before we see Kirstie Alley doing commercials for Butterfingers.